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If I Had A Penny For Each Time Phil Bullied Azreev

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If I had a penny for each time Phil bullied Azreev…

I’d pay for his Horse deconstruction surgery.

Posted on June 21, 2017

As I am surrounded by sirens awaiting the Queens speech, I thought I would do a quick update. Before I get to what you are all waiting for – the walk – I’m happy to announce that fazthebro.com is back on http/2! Also, the frequent crashes hopefully shouldn’t be happening anymore: I fixed a bug in the rocketchat server that was leaking memory. A.k.a: STOP SENDING SO MUCH FAN MAIL! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yesterday’s 3pm walk took us around markets, protests, churches, MI6, Westminster and beyond. Was really top notch. We were with fill, and he actually made it kinda brill, filling us up with his knowledge of the area. Sorry Jase!

Anyway, top highlight for me was definitely the Jewel house, a hidden gem across the road from parliament. Made in the 1300’s, its a pretty cool wee building:

Excuse me, can you take a photo of us? Err sure, but big ben is that way…

Next we moved on to Westminster abbey – Richie has never seen it!

Entry to the abbey is £22 for Adults

Hope you enjoyed this review, and remember, stay safe on the internet!

Posted on June 20, 2017

New Offices

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New Offices

Due to the loud drilling, we have moved offices, into Real London!

Lots of food places, old buildings to see and lots of people. The offices are nice, and only a few floors above the Labour Party. Give us a wave savior Corbyn! We haven’t seen Him yet but we hope He joins us on a 3pm walk sometime.

Here’s the latest pic of our walk last week – visiting Westminster Cathedral. The premier cathedral in London is actually a real piece of shit, the outside is orange brick and the inside is even worse. It looks like there was a fire inside about 200 years ago that never got cleaned out, however they say:

‘the black ceiling is intentional, as each generation should decorate it with new mosaics’

Yeah…half a millennium of generations artwork later…don’t bother seeing it.

Clearing the mind and clearing our sin. 3pm walk is a cleansing process.

Now I know what you are thinking. PHIL? ON THE WALK?

Yes, you aren’t mistaken, you are still on fazthebro.com and not a scam site. Check the SSL cert if you like.

Fill came down, he seems more relaxed in these new offices (rumour is that he talked to the receptionist and she didn’t initially scowl at him)

So…with fill…was kind of ok? Semi-Brill?

Will keep you posted.

Posted on June 19, 2017

Deep Questions On My Mind

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Deep Questions on my Mind…

You have had a big greasy burger and fries, and your hands are covered in it. You need to go to the bathroom. Do you:

Wash hands, then pee with clean hands and leave
Pee with dirty hands, then wash hands and leave
Wash, pee, wash
Pee on floor

Let me know in the comments, and try guess my style!

Posted on June 19, 2017

Been Busy At Work

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Been busy at work…

Sorry for the lack of content lately!

More tips, tricks coming soon, and a review of the Blackstock Crawl!

Posted on June 15, 2017

Mong Of The Week 2

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Mong of the Week!

This week’s Mong comes from the greatest spawn of Mongs in the southern hemisphere – and arguably the world – Australia.

After having a delicious Thai meal in a restaurant down the road, we are waiting to pay. A table of loud obnoxious people (our Aussies) are looking over their bill, and are clearly puzzled. They ask for some clarification, presumably for some Thai words they don’t understand.